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November 2010
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With great power...
Somehow, after not even updating for like a year I’m the top google result for unnecessary information! Now to use this for good, or evil!?!
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A poor uni student like me should not be given the keys, codes and safe combination to a supermarket that does tens of thousands of dollars in sales each day. It’s just cruel to have potential access to that kind of money!
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August 2008
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“Do you remember that kid that had sex with his high school teacher? I was...”
– Zach Galifianakis (via inky)
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WatchWatch
juliaallison: The best lip dub I’ve ever seen.
Aug 13th
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Yeah, you already know you're a procrastinator--...
saramcpherson: I. Relaxed Procrastinators “The relaxed type of procrastinators view their responsibilities negatively and avoid them by directing energy into other tasks. It is common, for example, for relaxed type procrastinating children to abandon schoolwork but not their social lives. Students often see projects as a whole rather than breaking them into smaller parts. This type of...
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“I want to hang a map of the world in my house then I’m gonna put pins into all...”
– Mitch Hedberg (via merkin)
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“My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them”
– Mitch Hedberg (via tmblg)
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Ode To Joy by Beaker
Jul 20th
Roadtrip Dialogue #1
Daniel: Fosh has been really, disvocal the whole trip.
Adrian: You mean quiet?
Daniel: Nah, he's been really, uh, unvocal.
Adrian: Yeah, quiet!
Daniel: Nah, I'm sticking with my one!
Adrian: You should really check your, um, synonym book.
Adrian: Oh... Oh God!
ALL: Laughter
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Jun 28th
Literature in 3 lines or less →
1984 WINSTON: Don’t tell the Party, but sex is way better than totalitarianism. EVERYONE: Surprise! We’re the Party. WINSTON: Oh, rats. via inky
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